GIRLS ARE LIKE . . . Floor Tiles, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years GIRLS ARE LIKE . . . Bank Accounts, without a lot of money, they dont generate much interest GIRLS ARE LIKE . . . Blenders, you need one, but you're not quite sure why GIRLS ARE LIKE . . . Chocolate Bars, sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your Lips. GIRLS ARE LIKE . . . Coffee, the best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long. GIRLS ARE LIKE . . . Commercials, you cant believe a word they say. GIRLS ARE LIKE . . . Computers, hard to figure out and never have enough memory. GIRLS ARE LIKE . . . Coolers, load them with beer and you can take them anywhere. GIRLS ARE LIKE . . . Copiers, you need them for production, but thats about it. GIRLS ARE LIKE . . . Curling Irons, they're always hot and they're always in your hair. GIRLS ARE LIKE . . . Government Bonds, they take so long to mature. GIRLS ARE LIKE . . . Horoscopes, they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. GIRLS ARE LIKE . . . Lava Lamps, fun to look at, but not all that bright. GIRLS ARE LIKE . . . Mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion. GIRLS ARE LIKE . . . Parking Spots, the good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small. GIRLS ARE LIKE . . . Popcorn, they satisfy you, but only for a little while. GIRLS ARE LIKE . . . Place Mats, they only show up when there's food on the table. GIRLS ARE LIKE . . . Used Cars, both are easy-to-get, cheap and unreliable. GIRLS ARE LIKE . . . Newborn Babies, they're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap. GIRLS ARE LIKE . . . Crystal, some look real good, but you can still see right thru them. GIRLS ARE LIKE . . . Dry Cleaners, most work fast and leave no ring. GIRLS ARE LIKE . . . Laxatives, they irritate the shit out of you GIRLS ARE LIKE . . . Basketball, alwayz the one u need is with the Best Bounce.

I found this piece on some guy's Hi5 profile / journal. Do you believe this dude? omg! It's people like this I cant stand. They're a fucking pain.

A guy in my Uni is just like this. He gives a woman no rights and makes her feel inferior. He'd be damned to think I'd take crap like that. He gives me such a head-ache, I almost feel sorry for him.