Ask a Ninja!

Andre was singing this the other day and I had to google it...

Look what I found!!


Ask A Ninja Theme song
I never made love to Toshiro Mifune,
Or had his numchucks in my mouth.
I've never defeated a cruel feudal ruler.
That is why my sword points south.
To hear the words drip from your mouth:
"I would only **** a Ninja."
Well, I. M. Ninja!
He is Ninja!
She is Ninja, too!
I. M. Ninja!
We are Ninja!
And I believe that you are Ninja, too!
Ah-ooh ah-ooh!
Ah-ooh ah-ooh!
I am Shaolin, and I'm prowlin' in the trees
Don't make a sound...
Drunken master, fighting faster
Now let's kiss with tongues and freak out (honorably!)
I. M. Ninja!
He is Ninja!
She is Ninja, too!
I. M. Ninja!
We are Ninja!
And I believe that you are Ninja, too!
Ah-ooh ah-ooh!
Ah-ooh ah-ooh!
Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-KABOOM!!!