Weird!

Was just thinking how funny it is when a stranger runs over your toes in a shopping mall and when they apologize you answer 'It's alright' when your toe is fucking killing you!?!!

or

When a car cuts infront of you and you start the swearing immediately whether you're having a good day or bad... the reaction to 'bad driving' is yelling and cursing the driver, not handling it maturely...

or

When you're VERY hungry and the food tastes exceptionally good and you seem to spill it all over yourself and instead of taking a tissue to wipe it off, you swipe the food with your finger and pop it into your mouth just when you think no one's watching AND someone's always is at that time.

or

When you see someone totally cute and you have a cold that day. You do one of the 3 things below:-
(1) cough that real rough cough
(2) you sneeze and snot comes out your nose
(3) you sneeze, cough and fart all at the same time and block your ears while your at it and tears come flowing down your face...
And JUST then the cute girl / boy looks at you...

Oh boy!